STUPQUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

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> BOY : May I hold your hand? >  GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. > >  GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! > BOY : You love me... > >  GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? > BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? > >  GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. > BOY : Then marry me ! and we'll be the happiest couple > >  GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. > > STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS: >> BOY : May I hold your hand? > GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. > > GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! > BOY : You love me... > > GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? > BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? > > GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. > BOY : Then marry me ! and we'll be the happiest couple > > GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. > BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? > > BOY : I love you and I could die for you! > GIRL : How soon?? > > BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! > GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? > > SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? > TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. > > MAN : You remind me of the sea. > WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? > MAN : NO, because you make me sick. > > WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. > HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. > > MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, > Peter? > PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. > > 1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" > Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". > > 2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" > Pupil : "The moon". > Teacher : "Why?" > Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it". > > 3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" > Pupil : "A teacher". > > 4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" > Customer : "What other colors do you have?" > > 5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. > > 6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" > Sam : "It's a family tradition". > Teacher : "What do you mean?" > Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". > Teacher : "What about your mother?" > Sam : "She's a woman". > > 7) Andy : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" > David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated". > > 8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" > Student : "Brotherly love". > > 9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" > Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". > > 10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" > Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died". > > 11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" > One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day andat the same time." > > 12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. > Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" > One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand." >

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